Above: one of the pleasures of his day. Ick--the camera shows how grody the rug gets... And below: one of the displeasures of his day. Ick--the camera shows how furry the closet gets....
So I'm working away on big B&W, with my trusty yellow hound at my side. Suddenly a dangerous predator approaches, bearing junk mail. My guardian begins growling. Here he is at the door, warning the mailman three feet (and one wall) away:
And here he is, admiring his victory in scaring off the predator: